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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Oct 6
just found out that they have competitive pun contests. why am i not invited? i'd be number pun
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Oct 4
i love when people tell me i'm wrong but relax guys, i was joking. like i wouldn't know it was actually about captain america, honestly
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Oct 4
you can't convince me o captain my captain wasn't really about finishing a box of captain crunch
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Oct 3
roses are red, violets are blue, i miss you twitter but filming means i have no time for you
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 26
whoever named the golden gate park is currently #6 on my list of enemies #goldengatebetrayal2k15
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 26
the amount of times i've been in the air this past week is just plane wrong
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 25
if anyone is willing to deliver smores milkshakes to my hotel room please DM me for a professional business transaction
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 23
the fact that i start humming and air violin soloing every time someone says georgia is probably going to get real old real fast #passengers
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 22
RIP oliver cobb's mustache 9/21/2015-9/22/2015 #youre5000hairfolliclesinthewind
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 21
i have more jokes to make but i'm shaving them for later
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 21
if you can't handlebar me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 21
getting a lot of negative responses to that last pic and i mustache you all to respect my life choices
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 21
and this is what happens when you have a limited time left with your facial hair
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 20
anyone who doesn't at least secretly like downtown is a #macklemoron
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oliver slobb @olivercobb ∙ Sept 18
i'm getting called dad a lot and it's disturbing and confusing - especially as i prefer big poppa or king daddy-o
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